St. Colin Dude - the patron saint of surfers.
A Brief History:
No one is sure where Saint Colin originated but all scholars agree it was from a coast or an island. Although references in the Old Testament are vague at best, (mostly found in St Thomas' gospels) as far as we can tell St. Colin was a Roman soldier - most likely an auxiliary as their shields are more oval and board-like. Like all good saints, Colin was martyred by being boiled alive in a vat of Top Ramen. Before he died his last miracle happened wherein the Ramen kept growing so much that it fed all around! (...Other stories say he was boiled in wax.)
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